The Press Herald, Pine Grove, Pennsylvania, March 27, 1936
- It takes the average man eleven minutes to find what he wants in a medicine cabinet.
- The male bee is quite irresponsible and cannot be trusted in matters of great importance.
- There are 45,679,345 types of floor lamps east of the Mississippi alone.
- Teething babies should never be fed hot chestnuts or corn on the cob.
- The caloric content of toothpicks is very low.
- Polar bears make poor house pets.