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New Castle Herald, Pennsylvania, April 15, 1921

Talcum powder sifted over the cat occasionally is said to have a beneficial effect on his disposition.

The Ogden Standard-Examiner, Utah, April 2, 1922

The last thing she did before she died was to paint her face and then the dogs ate her.

(To be fair to the dogs, she was already defenestrated – they were really just helping to keep the city clean)

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