I know it’s a real cross for you to bear and I must admit I’m a bit ashamed of my son.
OOOH, THE TERRIBLE TURK! – This gigantic figure was designed at Akron, O., for the use of a New York department store in a pre-Christmas parade. Guaranteed to make strong men quail, it took 14 men to hold the 25-foot figure, while on parade. It then was released to fly to Turkey, or elsewhere. Photo shows the Terrible Turk in the balloon room of the plant in Akron, being filled with 1,200 cubic feet of helium
MILLIONAIRE’S LATEST “FERRY” – The Monarch of Bermuda, seen at New York, is a new $8,000,000 “millionaire’s ferry” built at Glasgow, Scotland, for operation between New York and Bermuda. Every room has a bath.
“MILLIONAIRE’S ROW” – This aerial view shoes the mile of Park avenue, New York, that is said to contain more millionaires than any other mile in the world. This part of the avenue begins at the New York Central building, in the upper right, through which the avenue runs. The tall structure with the two towers is the new Waldorf-Astoria, tallest hotel in the world.
BREYERS ice cream is NOT a luxury. It’s an economical food.
Brae, the kitten, looks as if she had been dining not wisely but too well the night before and, as is always the case, has come to mother for sympathy, a sentiment of which mothers usually have a large amount.
At night the red light on the avenue … will be lighted by pressing a button in the fire house and the patrolman on the upper avenue beat will answer the summons and get his orders.
Here he is, just home from school, and feasting like a young lord on CAPITAL BREAD and jam.
Then he got down from his seat and bit the horse twice on the ear.
Besides fulfilling so nobly her duties to her kind, Kate is an extraordinary mouser.
I wonder if I’m losing my husbands love? A few months ago I wouldn’t have dreamed that he’d become careless about shaving. Surely he’d resent it if I neglected my appearance.
beautifully sculpted ice cream turkey
“We lova each oder lika brod. We no fighta.”
Bad teeth would make Venus herself homely.
“He is another Moses; be kind to him,” reads a note that was pinned to a baby
On the left side of a man’s forehead denotes a long term in prison; on the left side of a woman’s forehead, two husbands, and a life of exile.
Budweiser Malt Syrup
…by tossing several hundred dollars in coins out his office window, has come to an end in police court.
Folks – old and young – smack their lips over coco cod.
They fit so good I feel like I could walk to Honolulu.
The Gay Paree Funeral Parlors
…fell out of the second-story window of a house of ill fame tonight and was instantly killed. He was naked, and it is supposed was intoxicated.
For several weeks past the streets and sidewalks have been covered with them, so it is almost impossible to keep from stepping on them.