Where’s the ketchup?
Ladies Home Journal, 1896
Witch’s Sauce Almost Fatal
look for the jap girl on every package
cha cha cha
Wherever the white man goes
a womans idea of a house plan
booze is sold in teapots
…that of whether an imbecile may be an automaton without a soul.
robbed the house of a loaf of bread, a pot of jam and $35 worth of jewelry
becoming hats for gray hair
legitimate or decent to handle.
This food will please you
This vacuum cleaner and carpet sweeper combined would be a delightful present for your wife
Would you believe they even pulled up my skirts to see my legs?
A salt cellar changes into a chinaman.
THE WORLD’S GREATEST MIDGETS
Major Winner and Mrs. Winner are bright little people and you will enjoy meeting them. Come and bring your children.
SPOONS like good things in them
CALLED HER LITTLE CHICKEN
the canine lunatic
It shows its disapproval in a very spirited manner if anyone disturbs the baby’s slumber.
We never sleep
MARVEL WHIRLING SPRAY
The new vaginal syringe.
injection and suction.
best – safest – most convenient.
It cleanses instantly.
…bitterly denounces the Circassian dancing boy Miassin for the scantiness of his garb and for the objectionable methods of dancing in which he indulges.
Taking his chin in his hands the man forced his jaws together, but his mouth would not stay shut.
watch those bowels, mother!
a man who had nothing on but a vest and one sock clambered into the automobile
daring novelties / danger-proof
Cover your feet!