the canine lunatic
It shows its disapproval in a very spirited manner if anyone disturbs the baby’s slumber.
We never sleep
MARVEL WHIRLING SPRAY
The new vaginal syringe.
injection and suction.
best – safest – most convenient.
It cleanses instantly.
…bitterly denounces the Circassian dancing boy Miassin for the scantiness of his garb and for the objectionable methods of dancing in which he indulges.
Taking his chin in his hands the man forced his jaws together, but his mouth would not stay shut.
watch those bowels, mother!
a man who had nothing on but a vest and one sock clambered into the automobile
daring novelties / danger-proof
Cover your feet!
birds, gold fish and sea shells make the best Christmas presents.
Modern woman is entitled to every possible comfort that science can offer her.
A telephone in the home saves the time, nerve force, and physical strength of the housewife.
Give your wife a bank account!
Every one fattened for you!
To any needy mortal, who can’t afford to buy, we will mail a box free.
Cunning little pocket that wifie can’t find
But do you blame her?
You need straws!
Departs very drowsy
The Drug Terror
She can see him, but he can’t see her
You, I, Everybody
Free gold fish (and bowl!) from Butts, Inc.! Excellent.