On the left side of a man’s forehead denotes a long term in prison; on the left side of a woman’s forehead, two husbands, and a life of exile.
Budweiser Malt Syrup
…by tossing several hundred dollars in coins out his office window, has come to an end in police court.
Folks – old and young – smack their lips over coco cod.
They fit so good I feel like I could walk to Honolulu.
The Gay Paree Funeral Parlors
…fell out of the second-story window of a house of ill fame tonight and was instantly killed. He was naked, and it is supposed was intoxicated.
For several weeks past the streets and sidewalks have been covered with them, so it is almost impossible to keep from stepping on them.