Every afternoon, at about 2 o’clock, when Gay dismounts at Fifth and Union to inspect the automobiles parked along Union st., “Bum” crosses the street and ambles down Fifth ave. to pay a visit to Groppenbacher.
…a gladsome procession of high balls and beers inside him, tried to steal Charley, the ostrich, to provide a “big turkey” for a Thanksgiving feast at his home.
One of the women leaned over a counter, picked up a silver comb and shoved it through the trap door in her hat fitted with springs so that it could close securely.
A drooping mouth, flabby cheeks, a double chin, these are not necessary evils. A Davis Chin Supporter, worn while sleeping, tends to lift sagging muscles back to their normal position and aid in restoring their elasticity and firmness. Prevents mouth breathing.
…who was taken to the inshane (sic) asylum a raving maniac as the result of being thrown into a bathtub of ice water at Eugene in December because he was late for dinner..
The starch in the handkerchief irritated Chulip’s nostrils and poisoned him.
I will pay a reward of ten dollars for the conviction of parties who have my maltese poodle dog, Jack, shut up.
A case of Hamm’s beer will prove a splendid tonic for the tired housewife