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DRUNK

And Lying in the Street

Were Three Young Lads Not Yet In Their Teens.

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HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE HAVE BENEFITED BY IT

Oh! What fun to glide along the sidewalk and beat ‘em all.

Who said we’d love to be American?

Frankie and Ronald (no last names yet) are getting their first glimpse of the U.S.A. through a flood of tears. They are twins and with eleven other British-born babies were brought here on the Aquitania for adoption into American homes.

POKED HER LOVERS EYES OUT

Here is a picture of Mlle. Gabrielle Chabinais, a well-known Parisian actress, who became jealous of her lover and poked out both his eyes to prevent him from seeing her beautiful rival for his affections. 

Tom, king of Washington cats, who for seventeen years has been catching rats in the Post Office building. 

I looked as fat as an ox before I reduced my weight with my great drugless combination treatment

The current tore off the garter, burned the stocking and running down to the floor knocked off the woman’s shoe.

Something new in furs is this live red fox worn by Mrs’ Alden Ziegenfus of Chicage. The fur, whose name is “Goldie” has been trained to snuggle close to her mistress’ neck in cold weather.

Wm. Allen, gardener, was fined $10 and costs for tying a robin to a cherry tree to frighten away other birds who sought the fruit.

A discovery of a remedy has been made that restores lost manhood and gives man the vitality of a lion.

W. M. P. gave us the other day a typograph drawing made wholly of X’s. Today he presents the O-O-O man

Ah, you old sinner! No rest for the wicked! You will go on a bat while your wife’s in the country, will you? You ought to suffer! But why didnt you do as I told you when I left you last night, and as I did myself: take a CASCARET Candy Cathartic before going to bed?

Who catches that gobbler shall have him for dinner thanksgiving day.

Then in rapid succession 10 turkeys will be turned loose flying, and whoever catches the turkey can have that turkey.

Long have women been aware that they were slowly losing one of their chief charms, but they have carefully guarded this intelligence as a deep secret. Now the secret is out.

The Universal Bell Service is a boon to the invalid or “shut-in”.

…swallowed bottle of ink, half bottle of face lotion and a bottle of medicine after failure to kidnap child to win back husband’s love.

The thought of examination is abhorrent to them, and so they endure in silence the condition of disease which surely progresses from bad to worse.

Eel owned by W. H. Sherred performs tricks just like a trained seal.

Have you abused Nature’s laws by early abuse or later excesses? Do you suffer from night losses, drains in the urine or under excitement? Are you weak and nervous and unfitted for the pleasures and duties of life? If so, I will make a man of you.

A LUNCH CARRYING HAT is the latest for working girls who do not wish to carry boxes.

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